Made Him Catch The Holy Ghost

     The following message was waiting for me on the dating website.  It made me laugh so hard, I almost needed to run and get my inhaler.  I am not going to correct the spelling.  This is what he wrote:

Subject: Sexxy as hell Dam girl you fine

6:05 PM on 6/20/2012

Hello,sexxy you are. i am all excited about you. where have you been hiding thank the lord
god is good. he has bless me with eye sight so i could see you amen. ayanyway. my name is lee whats yours. i live in rancho cucamonga ca i would love to talk to if that is possible. i am
very interested in you. may I leave you my number. I am at work but can call if you wish. 

      What is a girl to do? If he was going for funny, he aced that but something tells me that he is oh, so serious.  I am not sure if I should even reply with a message or find someone to revive him with smelling salts or something.  This is going from bad to worse.  This one bit the dust before he even got out the gate.  SMH!