Would it be rude if I say, "Hey, you know my sister just got her degree in Clinical Psychology and I know that your ass is crazy ass hell. Would you like for me to make an appointment for you?" After the laughter has ceased, I am sure that my friends would say something like, "Shit, have you made an appointment for your damn self?"
Oh hell, they would be right! Who am I fooling? I most likely, should be her first patient. In case you haven't figured it out yet...I have a few issues. Yes me, Little Ms. Perfect. Can you believe it? LOL!