Wednesday, June 27, 2012

I Can't do BULLSHIT!!!

     WARNING!  You have entered the "NO BULLSHIT ZONE!"  I have a REAL problem with bullshit and those people who try to make me believe their bullshit.  The problem is that I have very low tolerance for bullshit.  When confronted with bullshit, my mouth starts working before my brain can stop it and by the time it is all said and done, I have verbally assulted some poor soul and left them wondering, "What the hell just happened?"
     Do you think that I can qualify for one of those studies that they advertise on tv?  The commercial would probably say something like this, "Do people and their bullshit make you physically ill?  Does bullshit make you uneasy?  Does bullshit make you say things that would make a grown man cry?  If this is you, call us right away. You shouldn't have to deal with bullshit." Sounds appealing, right?
     The definition of bullshit is, "to indicate a falsehood —a false proposition. Hence something which is "bullshit" is said to be false or intentionally deceptive.  "Bullshit" does not necessarily have to be a complete fabrication; with only basic knowledge about a topic, bullshit is often used to make the audience believe that one knows far more about the topic by feigning total certainty or making probable predictions. It may also merely be "filler" or nonsense that, by virtue of its style or wording, gives the impression that it actually means something."
     Now that you have a clear understanding of what "bullshit" means, let me explain why it upsets me so much.  When people "bullshit" me, I immediately get pissed off.  What makes it even worse, is when they think that you are buying their bullshit!  Basically, I CAN'T STAND a liar!!  I always say, "You don't have to lie to kick it" meaning that you don't have to lie to be with or around me.  Be honest!  I mean really, if you were to tell me the truth and I didn't like what your truth was and decided to leave you alone, would you die?  Hell No!!  I may not like what you said but I would respect that fact that you were honest enough to tell me the truth, as opposed to trying to feed me some bullshit.
     One of the main sources of bullshit that I am forced to deal with, comes from the men that I meet.  As I have stated before on past blogs, I must have some invisible writing on my forehead that only losers and for the point of this discussion, bullshit ass men can see?  What they don't know is that I can smell bullshit a mile away.  When it hits me in my face, I usually respond with language that would make Richard Pryor blush and if it was against the law to cut someone up with my tongue, I would be in prison for life.  I have to admit, my mouth is no joke!!  So please, please, please...keep it REAL!  You are in the "No Bullshit Zone."

1 comment:

  1. I couldn't agree with you faster. I have a fantastic bullshit reader. One of the first things I try to tell people when I am introduced is to be honest; when someone is blunt with me they will get respect back. I figured I was the only one with that written on my forehead. And I too have a mouth that my brain will not stop from time to time. But if it is big bullshit I don't even waist my time calling them out on it, I just have to walk away.